Thursday 23 July 2009

PRO GOLFERS TAKE ON THE TEGS

kirk is back from his world tour nice shirt better than the other blue one
the tegs take on the pro golfers
whats wrong little man im off the pressure too much for the tinker he makes a swift exit to the club house he can see the writing is on the wall for the pro s
rolly the highest place pro but he is still battered by baz and kirk
we asked darran would you come again after being battered he said not f---ing likley is he a bad loooozer i think so
now he is smileing back at the club house would tinker come again no f---ing chance it just goes to show that even the pro golfers struggle against the tegs those who have come have all been battered bring on the next lot





Monday 13 July 2009

7th july 09

numbers a little thin on the ground as some of the tegs are away on a world golf tour
this man alex must be the luckiest man in the world his ball going through the hedge at a 100mph hits a post and lands back on the green for 1 in the hole for two
then a hole in one that will cost you boy
we have herd of the credit crunch but this is taking the piss
ginger says we are not having it but i think we are man u ball on top of the shampoooo
paul this weeks winner stop baz getting three in a row just shows practice make perfect
go on tegs







dont drink the shampooooo to quick as there is only a spoon full







ginger banished to the garden marion not happy with him next week it could be the naughty corner there is a strong rumor that this man could be joining the f---- legion

Friday 3 July 2009

number 2 for baza roooney

these tegs dont look too happy two on the trot for bazza roooney ginger very unhappy at the loss of the yellow ball but phillis found a replacement
baz very happy to have won two on the trot
baz receives the trophy from phillis
how big do you want the holes
tegs down on numbers due to holidays

nice dart mark
tegs on tour 1st July this could be Barbados man






Wednesday 24 June 2009

more and more tegs

more and more tegs come to the party this is where the best golf is played not up the road
not sure about this stance
is there a black man in the bloody booosh who has lost his no
must have been the new dancers
guess who won this week
baz and phillis make the most of there fantastic win
makes a nice change not to be kirk






spy shots

some one have a word about the socks who dressed this man please own up
out side five lakes proper golf course on sat morning and who turns up to take on the pro golfers
kirk and paul caught on camera


Wednesday 17 June 2009

tour june 09

its all just a bit too much for the president can some one please fill my glass
team photo tegs go on tour in June just look at the weather
abit of lubrication before the tour starts

kirk wins again with a stunning 58 and no cheating was recorded this week
lady Marion back from her cruse with the queen give the well earned trophy to kirk
lady Marion still not quite got here land legs back
nice toes steffo






Thursday 11 June 2009

IN THE BLOODY BOOOSH AGAIN

the tegs on tour the team gets bigger every week
who is this man he looks like a pro oh know its baz
the boys are in the bloody booosh again


try and keep the ball on the fairway boy
where my ball






Wednesday 10 June 2009

kirk wins again 10/6/09

Wednesday nights tegs tour got of to a crap start with people predicting that we would have heavy down pours thunder and lightening as the tegs tee off i new things could not get any worse as most of the tegs scoring 5 and 6 on the first opening holes . then out of the blue like a bolt of lightening kirk bags a hole in one
i think this man is happy then he remembers he has to buy the drinks not too shabby for us tegs bad news for billy he has to supply the shampoo
phillis celebrates and he didn't even win but phillis know how to celebrate most of the time
you have to be joking billy stand in we only do big bottles
kirk receives the trophy from carol mark looks on in disappointment he only lost by one shot what a good effort
yellow ball again for kirk